The Legend of Cat Woman

                     This year's Jack o' Lanterns. Mine's on the right and Mom's on the left.
   One night when Mom and I were sitting on the front porch looking at the stars and the scenery at night we started talking and somehow ended up telling scary stories we had heard. One of the ones Mom told was The legend of Cat Woman.

   When she was a teenager a friend of hers told her about what happened to her sister and her sister's boyfriend one night.

     It was late, but neither one of them really felt like calling it a night. Thinking of spending a little alone time before he dropped her off the boyfriend pulled into a little dirt track within a thick stand of trees. No one would surprise them there he knew; hardly anyone went to Tombson's Bottom during the day and no one ever went there after dark.
   "What are you doing?" Her sister had screamed.
   Her date stopped the car. "Aw, your not afraid of that stupid story are you?"
   "But..."
   "Come on. It's just a something they say to scare kids. You're not really afraid of Cat Woman."
   She forced a laugh. "No, I was kidding."
   He shoved the gearshift out of park. "Good." He grinned and dove a little farther down the trail. The girl nervously watched out the windows as the headlights cast strange shifting shadows amongst the trees. Once she thought she saw a pair of eyes glowing in the underbrush, but it was only for a moment. An old can someone had dropped, She told herself. Her boyfriend finally stopped and killed the engine, plunging the couple into darkness. "There. This should be far enough." He grinned. "You're not still scared are you?" He asked leaning towards her. Somewhere near by a cat screamed. Very near. The girl jumped. The boy laughed, "Just a cat fight. They always sound closer than they are."
    THUNK. A dent appeared on the roof. "What the heck?" The boyfriend demanded reaching for the door handle.
  "Don't go out there!" The girl screamed as a loud shriek like metal scraping metal sounded from the roof. A cat's yawl echoed from the top of the car.
  The car shook as if something had jumped from the roof onto the hood. More yawls and scratching.
  "It's her!"
  The sounds moved to the driver's side of the car. The boyfriend swore when the engine didn't turn over immediately. The sounds moved to passenger side. "Start the car!" Something smacked the window by her head.
  "I'm trying." The engine started and he backed out of the trail.
   The next day he saw that the car was covered in scratches, long black hairs, and muddy prints. Most were too smeared to make out, but one on the passenger side window looked like a woman's hand with five long claws.

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No post today

I'm sorry but there won't be a blog post today. (It's probably for the best all I had was an lemon pie I dyed weird colors.-_-)

   As you probably know this Thursday is Halloween (Yay!) and for the Halloween blog post I will be posting a spooky story my Mom told me; a rural legend, if you will.


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Cotton Spider Earrings

  Well, I've finally gotten around to posting the Cotton spider version of my Spider Earrings. As you can see they are black spiders with white dots added to the abdomen and randomly to the legs.
  Apparently what we call a Cotton Spider (My Grandmother called them that because they would see a lot of the spiders in the cotton fields) most people call a Jumping Spider. And what we call a Spring Spider (because of the way they spring on their web) most people call Cotton Spiders because of the way some of their web looks like it's made of cotton.

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Halloween Jack O`Lantern Cake

   Flush with success from my  earlier Halloween cake I decided to make another. Since I'd already done purple and orange I decided to make a Jack O` Lantern cake. The frosting is my usual Cream Cheese frosting dyed orange and the cake is a yellow cake I dyed green, because green is cool and it makes it look like the jack o` lantern is rotten. It was little weird eating it, because we kept thinking the frosting should taste like pumpkin and the cake should taste like lime, but that's part of the Halloween-ness of it, right? Originally this was a bundt cake recipe, but I couldn't find a recipe for a two layer cake that used as many eggs so I added baking soda to the batter and baked it in two 9'' pans.

 I was supposed to mix nuts into the batter, but I forgot and had to put them on top of the batter. Which worked out better because if you layer the cakes right they end up like seeds in the middle of a pumpkin. The ones that toasted on top even had a pumpkin seed texture, so that's how I will type up the recipe. Mix them in or omit them, if you like.




              
                                                           

                                             Egg and Butter Cake  

1/2 pound butter                                           1/4 teas. salt
2 cups sugar                                                 1 teas. vanilla      
5 eggs                                                           Green food dye
2 cups flour                                                  1 cup chopped pecans
1 1/2 teas. baking soda                                                                    

    Cream butter and sugar well. Blend your dry ingredients together. Add 1 egg then a small amount of the flour mixture. Continue alternating ingredients until all are used up. beat in vanilla and green food dye. (if using) Pour into two 9" cake pans and sprinkle nuts in the center of the batter. Bake at 350 degrees for 35 to 40 minutes.

     

                                                            Cream Cheese frosting

1 8oz package cream cheese              Yellow and red food dye (optional)

1 stick butter                                         1 cup chopped pecans (optional)

1 box powdered sugar

1 tsp. vanilla  

Beat cheese and butter. Add powder sugar (a little at a time until desired taste and consistency are reached). Mix in vanilla and food dye (if using). Stir in nuts (if using). Spread on cooled cake.

Here is a link to a printer friendly version: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Vi0fnYHdgM26XncdXXgWTBnXmeBBOpiVcnwsohXwca4/edit?usp=sharing

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New Halloween Lights and make your own ghosts

Normally we don't buy more Halloween decorations until November, but when we saw these spider and 24' purple and orange lights on sale at Kroger we couldn't help ourselves. It looks a little busy now, but next year we'll either be in the new house or will try to find a better place for them here. The spiders are great I'd like to get some more after Halloween. The purple and orange are cool, but I wish they were more purple. Hopefully there will be a string of solid purple lights this November.

   How to make your own ghosts. These simple, lovely Halloween decorations are very easy to make. Most of the items are garbage. Mom came up with this design years ago, using some gauzy fabric she had left over after making curtains. The best part is the older they get the better they look. Right now we have four and plan to add more. She made a bunch of little ones using dryer lint for the head.




What you'll need:
 Tulle or sheer white fabric
 Newspapers/ handful of plastic grocery bags (preferably white)
one plastic bag (preferably white)
Fishing line
Optional: Glow in the dark paint

   Cut the fabric into a rectangle-ish (you could cut a big circle too) shape that's about 8 inches longer that you want the ghost to be about 4 1/2 feet long and 2 wide. Make a ball about the size of a head (most of ours are around 5 inches in diameter) out of the newspapers/ plastic bags and cover with one white plastic bag. Place the fabric over the head so that some of it hangs a few inches below the head. Tie fishing line around the bottom of the head. Optional paint a face on the head. Thread an embroidery needle with fishing line and use that to hang your ghost in a tree. The lighter the fabric the less wind they need to fly.

They are great for telling which way the wind is blowing. They are very easily customizable, too.            



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Rain in Barbie's Dream Chicken House

We got a little more than two inches of rain this weekend and learned that the new chicken house floats. Or at least is so light weight that water seeps under the walls and puddles up before it sinks into the soil. With a chance of rain all week we knew we had to do something quick. The girls were walking around in water that covered their feet.

  Fortunately Mom just happed to have a thirty-three gallon trash can full of pine needles. We put a five inch layer of pine needles inside so the girls would have something dry to walk on. Now their feet are dry when it rains!
   
   Surprisingly they haven't scratched all the pine needles out. Mom thinks the threshold kept them in. I like to think it was because they liked the pine needles so much.


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The New Chicken House

   We where out of cages, and the Surprise chicks were out of room. We didn't want to put 'Possum, Handful, and Amy's girl in with their parents because the peaking order is so horrible and we have a thing about putting all our hens in one house. Mom and I were trying to figure out what to do when it hit us: put my old play house in between the house and the garage and use the two 10'x6' fence panels to make a run.

                    The panels were going to be part of a second chicken house we planed on building, but didn't, because we might be moving soon and were afraid taking the building apart would weaken it.

    We've taken to calling it Barbie's Dream Chicken House, and have named the girl from Amy's brood Barbie.

   Here is a picture of the nest Handful made for herself complete with egg, which for some reason looks blue in the picture. 'Possum who is the same age as Handful isn't laying yet, but both of the Ameraucana girls took a while to start laying.

  The cats love it. Bird watching, particularly close up chicken watching, is one of their favorite things to do. And the chickens in turn seem to enjoy cat watching. Whenever they see a cat laying on the cinderblock or in the dirt near the pen they run up it and hang out. When they aren't watching cats they are usually ruining Mom's heirloom Amaryllises and Pineapple plants. The little flock is all together for the picture to the right. Possum is in front, Handful's facing her, and Barbie is to the right with her back to the camera.

   A couple of days ago when the cold front blew in Persephone, who's favorite place to hang out is the roof, jumped off the garage roof onto the play house and hung out in there while Mom and I finished setting up the light for the little girls. Before we were done Sephy was out. As you can see in the picture she was looking at the roof from the top of the chicken house so she might have jumped straight up onto the roof. We're not sure.



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Halloween Sugar Cookies

While sugar cookies are usually a Christmas treat Mom and I always have to make a batch for Halloween. Mom loves Red Hots; I put them on as much as possible. They are best if you put them on before you bake them.

  The frosting is milk mixed with powder sugar and food dye. Put powder sugar in a bowl and add a little milk. Continue adding very small amounts of milk until it reaches an almost spreadable consistency. Add food coloring. (It will make it more liquid.) If it's not spreadable at this point add more milk.
  These are ones we made from some new metal cut out shapes we fond on sale at Michaels. Some of the shapes are weird, like the cat that looks more like a chipmunk, or the candy corn (Seriously?). But the price was right and you don't have to worry about them getting stuck like with some of our older one that have a covered back so you have to dig the cookies out if they get stuck. And the bats are cool. 
   You could also use them to make Halloween biscuits. :)
    Here is a recipe for really good Sugar Cookies. There is a link to a printer friendly version at the end.
                                                              Sugar Cookies

1 cup sugar                                              2 cups Flour 
1 stick butter                                           1/2 teaspoon salt
1 egg                                                       1 teaspoon baking powder
1 teaspoon Vanilla
                                                        
 Cream butter and sugar. Add an egg and vanilla. Sift in flour, salt, and baking powder. Chill for an hour. (Hint: leave the dough not being used in the refrigerator. It's easier to work with when cold.) Bake on a cookie sheet at 375 degrees for 8 minutes. Makes two dozen.

    Here is the printer friendly version:  https://docs.google.com/document/d/136TAN9EWeFhOvoBV6dUydKbEDmYjKjlSA8g7c-cOIpA/edit?usp=sharing

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Halloween Sugar Cookies

While sugar cookies are usually a Christmas treat Mom and I always have to make a batch for Halloween. Mom loves Red Hots; I put them on as much as possible. They are best if you put them on before you bake them.

  The frosting is milk mixed with powder sugar and food dye. Put powder sugar in a bowl and add a little milk. Continue adding very small amounts of milk until it reaches an almost spreadable consistency. Add food coloring. (It will make it more liquid.) If it's not spreadable at this point add more milk.
  These are ones we made from some new metal cut out shapes we fond on sale at Michaels. Some of the shapes are weird, like the cat that looks more like a chipmunk, or the candy corn (Seriously?). But the price was right and you don't have to worry about them getting stuck like with some of our older one that have a covered back so you have to dig the cookies out if they get stuck. And the bats are cool.  
   You could also use them to make Halloween biscuits. :)
    Here is a recipe for really good Sugar Cookies. There is a link to a printer friendly version at the end.
                                                              Sugar Cookies

1 cup sugar                                              2 cups Flour 
1 stick butter                                           1/2 teaspoon salt
1 egg                                                       1 teaspoon baking powder
1 teaspoon Vanilla
                                                        
 Cream butter and sugar. Add an egg and vanilla. Sift in flour, salt, and baking powder. Chill for an hour. (Hint: leave the dough not being used in the refrigerator. It's easier to work with when cold.) Bake on a cookie sheet at 375 degrees for 8 minutes. Makes two dozen.

    Here is the printer friendly version:  https://docs.google.com/document/d/136TAN9EWeFhOvoBV6dUydKbEDmYjKjlSA8g7c-cOIpA/edit?usp=sharing

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The Chicks

Unsurprisingly the 'Surprise chicks'  out grew their cage. Thanks to a little creative chicken shuffling we were able to put them in the brooder cage. We separated them; putting the ones we think are girls (very little comb growth) to the left and the probable roosters to the right. The photos are in that order too. We have five in the right side and six in the left, and are hoping that some (most) of them were mistakenly placed in the rooster side, while all the ones in the hen side are in the right one. (We can dream can't we?)

There is a cold front coming in soon and we will probably run a light out to them.

This is one of the few chicks that we've named; she is a pure blooded Ameraucana. She looks like a quail. Her name is Charlotte. She's probably going to look like 'Possum when she's grown.

    The mostly white chick to the right is Mira, short for miracle, she was the first one to hatch. She's a Buff Orpington- Ameraucana mix.

I call this one Barn Owl because of her markings.

I put an old rabbit waterer in the hen cage I wasn't sure chicks could learn to use one. Leopard, who has lost her spots, was nice enough to demonstrate that they can while I was taking pictures. 

It was nice to deal with chickens that weren't terrified of cameras.







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