Thursday, October 31, 2013

The Legend of Cat Woman

                     This year's Jack o' Lanterns. Mine's on the right and Mom's on the left.
   One night when Mom and I were sitting on the front porch looking at the stars and the scenery at night we started talking and somehow ended up telling scary stories we had heard. One of the ones Mom told was The legend of Cat Woman.

   When she was a teenager a friend of hers told her about what happened to her sister and her sister's boyfriend one night.

     It was late, but neither one of them really felt like calling it a night. Thinking of spending a little alone time before he dropped her off the boyfriend pulled into a little dirt track within a thick stand of trees. No one would surprise them there he knew; hardly anyone went to Tombson's Bottom during the day and no one ever went there after dark.
   "What are you doing?" Her sister had screamed.
   Her date stopped the car. "Aw, your not afraid of that stupid story are you?"
   "But..."
   "Come on. It's just a something they say to scare kids. You're not really afraid of Cat Woman."
   She forced a laugh. "No, I was kidding."
   He shoved the gearshift out of park. "Good." He grinned and dove a little farther down the trail. The girl nervously watched out the windows as the headlights cast strange shifting shadows amongst the trees. Once she thought she saw a pair of eyes glowing in the underbrush, but it was only for a moment. An old can someone had dropped, She told herself. Her boyfriend finally stopped and killed the engine, plunging the couple into darkness. "There. This should be far enough." He grinned. "You're not still scared are you?" He asked leaning towards her. Somewhere near by a cat screamed. Very near. The girl jumped. The boy laughed, "Just a cat fight. They always sound closer than they are."
    THUNK. A dent appeared on the roof. "What the heck?" The boyfriend demanded reaching for the door handle.
  "Don't go out there!" The girl screamed as a loud shriek like metal scraping metal sounded from the roof. A cat's yawl echoed from the top of the car.
  The car shook as if something had jumped from the roof onto the hood. More yawls and scratching.
  "It's her!"
  The sounds moved to the driver's side of the car. The boyfriend swore when the engine didn't turn over immediately. The sounds moved to passenger side. "Start the car!" Something smacked the window by her head.
  "I'm trying." The engine started and he backed out of the trail.
   The next day he saw that the car was covered in scratches, long black hairs, and muddy prints. Most were too smeared to make out, but one on the passenger side window looked like a woman's hand with five long claws.

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Tuesday, October 29, 2013

No post today

I'm sorry but there won't be a blog post today. (It's probably for the best all I had was an lemon pie I dyed weird colors.-_-)

   As you probably know this Thursday is Halloween (Yay!) and for the Halloween blog post I will be posting a spooky story my Mom told me; a rural legend, if you will.


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Thursday, October 24, 2013

Cotton Spider Earrings

  Well, I've finally gotten around to posting the Cotton spider version of my Spider Earrings. As you can see they are black spiders with white dots added to the abdomen and randomly to the legs.
  Apparently what we call a Cotton Spider (My Grandmother called them that because they would see a lot of the spiders in the cotton fields) most people call a Jumping Spider. And what we call a Spring Spider (because of the way they spring on their web) most people call Cotton Spiders because of the way some of their web looks like it's made of cotton.

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Tuesday, October 22, 2013

Halloween Jack O`Lantern Cake

   Flush with success from my  earlier Halloween cake I decided to make another. Since I'd already done purple and orange I decided to make a Jack O` Lantern cake. The frosting is my usual Cream Cheese frosting dyed orange and the cake is a yellow cake I dyed green, because green is cool and it makes it look like the jack o` lantern is rotten. It was little weird eating it, because we kept thinking the frosting should taste like pumpkin and the cake should taste like lime, but that's part of the Halloween-ness of it, right? Originally this was a bundt cake recipe, but I couldn't find a recipe for a two layer cake that used as many eggs so I added baking soda to the batter and baked it in two 9'' pans.


 I was supposed to mix nuts into the batter, but I forgot and had to put them on top of the batter. Which worked out better because if you layer the cakes right they end up like seeds in the middle of a pumpkin. The ones that toasted on top even had a pumpkin seed texture, so that's how I will type up the recipe. Mix them in or omit them, if you like.




              
                                                           

                                             Egg and Butter Cake  

1/2 pound butter                                           1/4 teas. salt
2 cups sugar                                                 1 teas. vanilla      
5 eggs                                                           Green food dye
2 cups flour                                                  1 cup chopped pecans
1 1/2 teas. baking soda                                                                    

    Cream butter and sugar well. Blend your dry ingredients together. Add 1 egg then a small amount of the flour mixture. Continue alternating ingredients until all are used up. beat in vanilla and green food dye. (if using) Pour into two 9" cake pans and sprinkle nuts in the center of the batter. Bake at 350 degrees for 35 to 40 minutes.

     
                                                            Cream Cheese frosting

1 8oz package cream cheese              Yellow and red food dye (optional)
1 stick butter                                         1 cup chopped pecans (optional)
1 box powdered sugar
1 tsp. vanilla  

Beat cheese and butter. Add powder sugar (a little at a time until desired taste and consistency are reached). Mix in vanilla and food dye (if using). Stir in nuts (if using). Spread on cooled cake.

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